Welcome to the New Jersey Sinkhole Safari!
Think traffic on RT 80 couldn’t get worse? Think again! Thanks to a couple of surprise sinkholes popping up, your daily commute just became a thrilling game of "Will I, Won't I?" as you dodge craters big enough to swallow your car... and maybe your hopes of ever getting to work on time.
Our friendly neighborhood sinkholes are giving new meaning to the phrase "a bumpy ride." Sure, you could go around them—but good luck finding an alternate route that doesn’t resemble a game of Frogger. Just follow the signs, pray for GPS magic, and remember, your morning coffee isn’t the only thing you’ll be spilling today.
So buckle up, grab your snacks, and enjoy the new scenic route brought to you by Mother Nature and bad infrastructure. Who needs potholes when you’ve got sinkholes, right?